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A Guide to Handling ‘Not Quite White Enough’ Comments in Neon Style!
Hey Synthwave Fam, In my last blog discussing this topic "You look Asiatic, are you Asian?", I shared how I've dealt with anti-Asian and mixed heritage prejudice from both white identity groups and others who assume I'm Asian or part Asian. If you want to read to full context, go there. This is the simplified version without the commentary. For the record, I'm American with European roots—mainly German and English, with some French, Dutch, Austrian, Czech, and Romanian ancestry mixed in according to my family tree.
Ever feel like your look just doesn’t fit someone’s narrow definition of “fully European”? And maybe, just maybe, you’re tired of random strangers playing amateur geneticist, offering unsolicited theories about your roots based solely on your face? Well, you're not alone! In the spirit of our neon-soaked, synthwave world—where individual style reigns supreme—let’s dive into some of the common comments that haunt the hooded-eye club and how to respond with humor, clarity, and maybe even a touch of Biblical wisdom.
So, buckle up. It’s time to set the record straight, one snarky response at a time.
1. (("Are you Asian?"))
Translation: (("I need a box to put you in because, apparently, European people are a single monolithic type."))
Response: “Thanks for asking! But nope, I’m fully European—hooded eyes and all. Fun fact: facial features in Europe are super diverse. You’d know that if you ever visited!”
Biblical Reminder: God made every person beautifully unique, even within the same ancestry (Psalm 139:14). Let’s appreciate that diversity instead of limiting each other!
2. (("Do you have Asian ancestry?"))
Translation: (("I’m absolutely certain I know more about your family tree than you do."))
Response: “Surprisingly, no. Just a fun mix of my European ancestors! I guess they were ahead of the fashion curve on the ‘hooded eye’ trend.”
Biblical Takeaway: We’re all “fearfully and wonderfully made.” Our features—whether conventional or not—are no accident. Let’s celebrate them instead of trying to categorize them.
3. (("You should take a DNA test."))
Translation: (("I want proof you’re what you say you are."))
Response: “Already did my research, and guess what? Turns out I’m about as European as a baguette in Paris. I’m comfortable with my heritage—are you comfortable with your assumptions?”
Biblical Humor: Matthew 7:3: “Why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye but not notice the log in your own?” For those inclined to question others’ ancestry, maybe we should start with our own!
4. (("Are you Sami?"))
Translation: (("You must be exotic because my limited worldview can’t accept otherwise."))
Response: “Sorry to disappoint! But nope, just classic European. Guess I’ve got that ‘worldly mystery’ vibe down.”
Biblical Twist: God’s design is worldwide. Maybe people just see in you the beauty of His global creativity. It’s a compliment if you think about it!
5. (("Do you have American Indian ancestry?"))
Translation: (("I need to know which stereotype to apply."))
Response: “Well, I’d have to cross an ocean and hundreds of years for that! But again, no. My cheekbones are 100% European-grade.”
Biblical Thought: Each of us has unique features for a reason. And each person’s story is different—appreciate without presuming!
6. (("No evidence was given that you don't have an Asiatic admixture."))
Translation: (("I demand proof that you are what you claim to be."))
Response: “Guess I could break out my family tree if you’re that interested. But it’s pretty standard European, just with features you apparently didn’t know could exist in Europe.”
Biblical Response: God warns us about “false witnesses.” Maybe don’t jump to conclusions about others' heritage based on incomplete evidence.
7. (("Brown hair is not an Indo-European trait."))
Translation: (("I’m pretty sure I have insider knowledge on hair and ancestry for an entire continent."))
Response: “Whoa, someone skipped history class! Brown hair? About as Indo-European as pasta. But thanks for the folklore!”
Biblical Takeaway: Proverbs 18:2 says, “A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion.” Sometimes it’s best to listen more than assume.
8. (("You have Chinese eyes. Just sayin'."))
Translation: (("I have a very limited understanding of genetics."))
Response: “Actually, my eyes are just doing their thing, being European and all. It’s called diversity, my friend. I know, shocking; right?!”
Biblical Wisdom: God created every eye to see beauty and truth, so maybe we should look a little deeper ourselves.
9. (("You don’t look white; you look like a person who has Asian features."))
Translation: (("I have a very rigid definition of ‘white.’”))
Response: “Guess my European ancestors missed the memo! But, I’m pretty sure Europe’s been around long enough to know what Europeans look like.”
Biblical Reminder: We’re all made in the image of God, no matter how others might label us. Labels are so yesterday, anyway.
10. "You look mixed. And you said that being mixed wasn’t ‘wrong’ on your little blog there."
Translation: (("I think mixing cultures or heritages somehow changes someone’s worth."))
Response: “Mixed or not, every heritage is beautiful. And for the record, nobody needs to meet a ‘purity’ standard to be valuable. Just sayin’!”
Biblical Truth: Galatians 3:28 says there’s no division between us—Jew, Greek, European, whatever. We’re all one in Christ.
11. (("You’re not American, what a joke."))
Translation: (("I assume people’s national identity based on their appearance.”))
Response: “America is multi-cultural. I fit right in with my hooded eyes and all!”
Biblical Inspiration: God loves diversity. Just think of Revelation 7:9, which describes “a great multitude from every nation, tribe, people, and language.” Heaven’s own version of diversity goals!
Conclusion
In the end, when we’re confident in our heritage—whatever it may be—no “commentary” can faze us. God designed us with thought and care.
Every feature, every personality trait, is a part of that grand design, no matter what others try to box it into. So, keep being unapologetically you, sharing your heritage and style with that neon synthwave glow.
And hey, next time someone asks if you’re “actually fully European,” just smile and say, “I’m actually fully me, thanks for noticing.”
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